My Floor Is Dusty
by: Steve Hofstetter
The other day, my wife asked me to clean up our living room. I refused, because I am a lazy piece of garbage. She expects me to stand up, walk, and hold a broom? I almost divorced her right then and there.
But then, between posting on Facebook and reloading Facebook, I saw an ad for these dust mop slippers. At last, I can dust the floor two tiny, non-consecutive sections at a time! I immediately thought of ordering a pair, but didn’t because I am a lazy piece of garbage. But once I do, I am totally going to think about putting them on.
I wonder if anyone has posted to my Facebook.